The Taylor Swift Wedding Hangover Is Brutal

Was this, quite possibly, the straightest wedding ever?

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I’m not used to feeling hungover from a wedding I didn’t even attend.

But who are we not, if not a nation trying to wake up and piece together clues about what happened this weekend?

Was that really Adam Sandler? Was I hallucinating, or was Jennifer Lopez in the bathroom stall next to me? And did all this happen at…Madison Square Garden?

I, of course, did not attend the wedding. I assume my address got mixed up or something.

After days of discourse, most of it unfairly vicious, we can confirm, via Jumbtron, that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce really did get married at Madison Square Garden, the home of the NBA champion New York Knicks and every twenty-something Long Islander’s drunk train back to Massapequa.

The lead-up to the actual ceremony drowned out any sweetness pop-culture fans might have felt about the world’s biggest music star getting married.

It was all about how embarrassing it supposedly was to get married at MSG, an arena in the ugliest part of midtown Manhattan. When New Yorkers were being told to turn off their air conditioners, she was hosting a secret-but-not-so-secret wedding reception. Was that thermostat going to be set to 78 degrees?

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

Every single detail that emerged about what the wedding actually looked like and how it went down this weekend was met with a new round of social-media mockery. (The worst take I saw was that Taylor Swift was trying to steal the thunder from America’s 250th birthday. Get real, people.)

My take: It’s entirely unfair. And Taylor’s wedding seemed…fun???